GATHER AROUND WHOVIANS, FOR IT IS THE TIME YOU HAVE BEEN WAITING FOR. IT’S STORY TIME.
Yes. I am finally telling you about my date with the whovian who I saw have a fanboy attack in Wal-Mart, and who quoted doctor who in asking me out.
SO. As I mentioned earlier, my dress was almost an exact replica of River’s green dress in Day of the Moon. I did my hair and blah blah and David came to my flat at around 6. I opened the door and he was wearing a dark brown jacket, a pale blue shirt, and a maroon bowtie, and khakis. And so I tried to keep up the whole Doctor Who theme because that’s how he had asked me out. So I opened the door and was like “flapper, or slapper?” In my most Donna like voice. And he smiled and went on with it like “flapper, you look lovely.” I said thank you and I had to say something about the bowtie (because honestly I couldn’t resist) so I was like “thank you sweetie, love the bowtie.” AND HE LEGIT STRAIGHTENED HIS BOWTIE AND SAID “bowties are cool. You ready to go?” And I was too awestruck to speak so I just nodded like a loser and you know what he said to me?
If that wasn’t enough, he took me to a dinner theatre in an old theatre a little while away for a rendition of “Love’s Labour’s Lost.” (ANYONE CATCH THAT DOCTOR WHO REFERENCE?) And we talked forever about doctor who at first (HE SHIPS RIVER X ELEVEN) and then other stuff like what do you do for a living etc. He’s footballer who is a total bookworm and makes a living as a novelist. His favorite doctor is 11 (shocker) which isn’t the same as mine (10’s my doctor) but if we had the same doctor I would seriously not believe it.
So after he drove me home and walked me to my door he said “I’ve had a lovely time, can I see you again?” And of course I said yes. And he smiled and started to tell me what he was gonna do for our second date before I literally shushed him and was like “spoilers.” IT JUST CAME OUT OF MY MOUTH I WASN’T EVEN THINKING I SERIOUSLY MIGHT BE TURNING INTO RIVER THIS HAS TO STOP BEFORE HE THINKS IM CRAZY. And thankfully he just kissed me on the cheek and stepped back and said “see you around, Professor Wolf.”
AND I LITERALLY CLOSED THE DOOR AND MELTED DOWN AGAINST IT IN A BUNDLE OF FANGIRL “HOLY FUCK IS THIS ACTUALLY HAPPENING” EMOTIONS.
I will marry this man.